Lisa
A wise woman once told me "there is no more ungrateful human being than a child between the ages of 13-17" and that's the TRUTH! I'm wishing I was closer tot he end of that dreadful period. Unfortunately, he's about to turn 14 so we're just getting started. Ughh! 


I swear as soon as my son's testicles began their descent to manhood it's been worse than I could ever imagine menopause would be. Don't get me wrong, my son is no punk - he's a good boy - but I miss my sweet dosile little boy. PLEASE BRING HIM BACK LORD!!! He seems to have been replaced by the alien child - lazy, argumentative, a sibling torturer who thinks he knows everything and I, or any adult for that matter, know nothing. He has replaced the importance of family with video games and online "PS3 Call of Duty buddies". Lets not forget it's all about HIM -Oh, and name brand clothes of course. Seriously, at times I want to either cut and run or choke slam him just to show him who's boss. If I had experienced Teenager Hell before my other two children made their way into the world... lets just say they'd still be trapped in an ovary.






Talking to other parents of teengers I realize two things. One - I'm not the only one. Typical teenager syndrome. And, two, it could be worse. Like I said, he's no punk kid and I'm thankful he's not girl crazy - yet! (I'm not concerned he's queer - he def liks the risque pics his little gf's text him... that's a whole nother blog topic in itself. Wth, girls? Where are your parents??)


Just gotta continue to show him tough love when he needs it!  Please pray I will survive.


Thank goodness wine is legal....  
Lisa
Lack of blog post can indicate one of two things. One, you have had a less than exciting existence lately, with no incidents to share, or even an imagination sharp enough to fabricate something interesting OR, two, you are running through life, bouncing from city to city, pampering yourself with facials, pedicures and sun bathing on sandy white beaches, which means you haven’t had the time to sit down for a hefty blog post.




For modesty reasons, I choose not to answer which of the reasons above is responsible for my naked blog! Maybe it was a little of both, but I'll never tell.


There's so much to talk about since last November. I can't believe it has really been that long. Time flies when you're busy with a career (or two), raising children, trying to manage a relationship  - or two, or three - and the daily fight to keep my head above water (or the fight to keep it from doing a 360 before exploding!).


Where should we begin??
  • My oh-so-joyous intro to parenting a teenage boy (sense the sarcasim??)
  • Discovering my inner feminist
  • Confirming all men are created equal - unfortunately
These are definitely some great topics to start!!



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